Lady
Whatever happened to my part?
It was exciting at the start
Now we're half-way through Act Two
And I've had nothing yet to do
I've been off stage for far too long
It's ages since I had a song
This is one unhappy diva
The producers have deceived her
There is nothing I can sing from my heart
Whatever happened to my part?
I am sick of my career
Always stuck in second gear
Up to here with frustrations and with fears
I've no Grammy, no rewards
I've no Tony Awards
I'm constantly replaced by Britney Spears
Lady And Girls
Britney Spears!
Lady
Whatever happened to my show?
I was a hit, now I don't know
I'm with a bunch of British knights
Prancing around in wooly tights!
I might as well go to the pub
They've been out searching for a shrub
Out shopping for a bush
Well they can kiss my tush
It seems to me they've really lost the plot
Whatever happened to my
I'll call my agent dammit!
Whatever happened to my...
Not yours, not yours!
But MY part!?
Composers: Eric Idle & John Du Prez
Lyrics Writer: Eric Idle
Originally From: Spamalot
