Eh, hey, here's a little secret
When things get bad, I mean REAL bad
Just remember it could always be worse
Allow me to elaborate
If your glass looks half empty, and your prospects are low
Attitude adjustments the only way to go
Things could be worse than that
You could be lost in the desert, 200 degrees
No water around and lots of snakes and bees
Remember it's tough, and it's cold out there
Life can sometimes be unfair
So for every step forward, there's a step in reverse
Things could be better, they could always be worse
Yes things could be better in this big universe
But remember it could always be worse
(Repeat)
So for every step forward, there's a step in reverse
Things could be better, they could always be worse
Yes things could be better in this big universe
But remember it could always be worse
Remember it could always be worse
Remember it could always be worse!
Singer: Eric Idle
Originally From: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
