Galahad
Once in every show
There comes a song like this
It starts off soft and low
And ends up with a kiss
Oh where is the song that goes like this?
Where is it? Where? Where?
Lady
A sentimental song
That casts a magic spell
They all will hum along
We'll overact like hell
Oh, this is the song that goes like this.
Both
Yes it is. Yes it is.
Galahad
Now we can go straight
Into the middle eight
A bridge that is too far for me
Lady
I'll sing it in your face
While we both embrace
Galahad
Now we're into E
That's awfully high for me
Lady
But everyone can see
We should have stayed in D
Both
For this is our song that goes like this
Galahad
I'm feeling very proud
Lady
You're singing far too loud
Galahad
That's the way that this song goes
Lady
You're standing on my toes
Both
Singing our song that goes like this
Lady
I can't believe there's more
Galahad
It's far too long, I'm sure
Lady
That's the trouble with this song
It goes on and on and on
Both
For this is our song that is too long
Jesus Christ! God damnnit!
Lady
We'll be singing this till dawn
Galahad
You'll wish that you weren't born
Lady
Let's stop this damn refrain
Before we go insane
Both
The song that always ends like this!
Composers: Eric Idle & John Du Prez
Lyrics Writer: Eric Idle
Originally From: Spamalot
