Because I thought it would make it easier to read, the slideshow isn't really a slideshow at all, just pictures with sayings underneath them to go along with the story. Just scroll down the page to read and view. Hope you like it!
Oh my God, oh my God!
What? What do you see?
Please, don't let it have fangs!
I have discovered something great!
What've you got there Bruce?
He's not going to tell us.
Is there something in my teeth?
I don't see anything but storm clouds. Why else would I be in a raincoat?
The BBC never announced anything about rain today, silly person.
Oh DO stop your bickering, I want to know what Nigel found!
Yes, I quite agree. DO get on with it!
Personally, I think we should talk about money instead.
What do you mean, money? All I have is one un-jugged rabbit fish!
Ooooh, I'll take the un-jugged rabbit fish dear, sounds lovely.
You're a loony!
Look, if it's not asking too much, could we just PLEASE find out what Nigel has to say?!?
Well I think it's over-rated.
What's over-rated?
I think she met drinking tea. Personally, I drink tea, lots of it.
I'm getting quite frustrated with this whole ordeal but if I keeping grinning stupidly like this people won't know the difference.
Hey, mate, what's tea got to do with it?
Tea is a simply FABULOUS drink to have while reading.
New subject, please? The old one said that it was to be kept within this room.
I know! Let's talk about SPAM!
LOVELY SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM!!!
Hmm, looks good enough to eat.
You're crazy if you'd want to touch SPAM, even with a ten foot pole!
Now that's just silly. SPAM is a perfectly good meat that is a delicious breakfast food, especially when served in omelettes.
What are you talking about, you stupid English person you! SPAM is a French cuisine, oui!
Oh dear, whatever happened to our original topic?
What was our original topic anyways? Been so long I've forgotten... (course I don't remember much to begin with...)
I've discovered something great!
Oh yes, that's right, but you never told us what it was.
We are sorry to interrupt this program, but we have a news-breaking story. Apparently there have been a sudden outbreak of a mass of murders within the local London area. Is it the Redfoot Indians? The Blancmange?
WHAT??? We never did anything of the sort! White man lies!
It wasn't the blancmange either- I ate it all.
Well uh.... well.... uh... I found a deeaad man on my... on my... FLOOR!
I'm not quite dead yet.
Oh, oops, did I do that?
Yes you did, and now you are under arrest by order of the Royal Army.
Ahh, bloody herr. Oh well, it's a fair cop.
Pssst! So where were we?
I wish... I wish... I wish that we'd finally know what Nigel discovered so this silly slideshow would end.
And so you shall!
I have happened upon Idleized Heaven, the world's ultimate site for Eric Idle!
It's a terrific place to be!
WHAT? Are you telling me that we waited all this time for THAT?
How pathetic. How utterly pathetic.
Well bugger that.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen all for coming to our humble little show. We do sincerely hope that you had a good time and wasted away a little bit of your day. Please come again!
And they lived grumpily ever after...
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