Idleized Heaven stupid and silly slideshow, take 2...
This is a brave man. He is terribly brave, and fierce, and strong, and handsome. Oh how brave he is, how formidable and heroic, that we fall over with fear with a single of his glances...
Bugger off, I'm eating!
Oh, how we tremble and falter, and stumble and slip away... look, look how utterly frightening!
*BEEP* It seems he has run away with our previous narrator. I will be your new and highly improved narrator, complete with batteries. *BEEP*
Yes, right here, right now, something fantastic is happening!
I'm not really quite sure what it is, b-b-but I assure you, it's really... really... grand!
*SMASH!*
Well, so much for that idea.
Now, what's that a "smashing" waste of time, no?
Oh, thas was simply DREADFUL! How appalling! And I'm missing my favorite show on the telly!
YES, don't forget to tune in next decade for the ever-popular show, "Eric Idle Plays Piano To A Cardboard Turtle", weeknights at a time we're not yet sure of!
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Ah yes, much better, thank you. It is a bit hard for a chap in a cold, dark, damp bathroom to read without light, you know.
Ahh... dammnit.
Really must pay that electrical bill one of these days.
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AHHH!!! Go away, I'm a little exposed here! Do you mind?!
I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
...and witty...
Yes, oh so pretty....
and prrrroooouuuuuuddddd!!!!
.....................Have I ever told you how nicely you comb your hair?
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Honestly! I mean, just look at it! So smooth, so straight... wait, what was that?
ATTACK OF THE POINTED STICK!!!
*sigh* I KNEW it would come to this. I tried to tell you. But ooooh no, you just get all up in my face and yell at me! Say ho hum about poin-ted sticks... treating me like I know nothing... and now, now there's only one person who can save us...
SUPER ERIC!
He can fly, he can fight, he can undress a woman in five seconds flat!
