The bong tree has the strangest powers
Every twenty thousand years it flowers
But this time I will show it how
To take its final bow
Revenge is sweet
Revenge is swell
We're going to chop that tree to bits
And burn it well
The bong tree is the primal tree
We're saw it down, just you see
Its seeds will sow the future
Though its future will be brief
Revenge is neat
Revenge is nice
I'm going to make that bong tree sad
It met me twice
Revenge is fun
Revnege is good
We'll lumber it and chop it up
To make fire wood
Now, where is the bong tree?
Composers: Eric Idle & John Du Prez
Author: Eric Idle
Singer: Eric Idle
Originally From: The Adventures Of The Owl And The Pussycat
