If you don't like chewing
But you still like food
Remember that all of our meat is pre-chewed
Tasty white chicken
Fine meaty beef
All of it pre-chewed: won't stick in your teeth
Remember that all of our meat is pre-chewed
Spoken
- Oh, my teeth are so tired Norris!
- You don't need to, chewing food you know.
- Well yes, that's Sue's old hat! What do you do?
- Why, I do like the stars of Hollywood do. I have all my meat, pre-chewed for me.
- Ooooo I'll try that right away!
Remember that all of our meat
Is pre-chewed!
Singer: Eric Idle
Composers: Eric Idle & John Du Prez
Lyrics Writer: Eric Idle
Originally From: The Rutland Isles