Everyone lately
Is making me crazy
Not that we've joined the deceased
There'll be no resting in peace, dear
Nearly departed
Stumbling awkward
The moment that rockslide
Came tumbling down on our head
Maybe we're better off dead, dear
Nearly departed
It's hard to ignore
When a family of four
Is running amuck in our home
They're constantly near us
They can't see or hear us
Nobody can
Except the old man
Just pushing up daises
While halfway to Hades
And halfway to Heaven above
Nothing like being in love, dear
Nearly departed
Composer: Eric Idle
Author: Eric Idle
Singer: Eric Idle
Originally From: Nearly Departed