On Mugger's Day
We've called to say
We've come and taken all your stuff away
On Mugger's Day
We'd like to say
A big thank you from us all
On Mugger's Day
We've been unkind
And robbed you blind
We're right behind you
On Mugger's Day
We hope and pray
That you get more stuff
That we can haul away
Spoken
You were always there for us
Handing over your handbag
Without fuss
It's the little things we notice,
like when you leave the door or a window open,
or the keys in your car.
We want to say thank you,
because without you, we would have nothing:
and now we have all of your stuff.
It's Mugger's Day
We're here to stay
And thanks for being a mug
On Mugger's Day
You didn't scream
Get in the way
We just simply helped ourselves on Mugger's Day
Don't forget your local thieves on Mugger's Day!
Singer: Eric Idle
Composers: Eric Idle & John Du Prez
Lyrics Writer: Eric Idle
Originally From: The Rutland Isles
