Muff diving is rough diving
It's tough diving down there
You can hardly breathe for air
You have to come up quick for air
Muff diving is rough diving
Enough diving on you
In some states they can sue
For those naughty things you do
Muff diving while she's driving
You'll find that they'll all stare
It's not so debonair
To be caught in her underwear
Singer: Eric Idle
Composers: Eric Idle & John Du Prez
Lyrics Writer: Eric Idle
Originally From: The Rutland Isles
