Spoken
My friend, there is nothing, absolutely nothing
Half as worth doing as simply messing about in a boat
Simply messing about in boats
There's plenty to do
Lots of time, too
Messing about on the river
Wherever you go
You go with the flow
When you're messing about on the river
Whether you get there
Whether you don't
You think it would matter
I tell you, it won't
Lots to be done
And it's all a bit fun
When you're messing about on the river
Spoken
The river's my whole life
And I don't want any other
What it hasn't got is not worth having
And what it doesn't know is not worth knowing
Singer: Eric Idle
Originally From: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
