PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS SONG IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND. IT IS A PARODY AND IS FOR SILLY AND HUMOROUS PURPOSES ONLY AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. THANK YOU!
The world today is absolutely crackers
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Iraq, I like Iraq
They only come up to you knees
Yet they're always friendly
and they're ready to to please.
I like Iraq, I like Iraq
They want to bomb our country if we make them mad
You'd better make them happy,
or you'll be sad.
I like Iraq, I like Iraq,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're mean, and they're deadly,
and they're ready to please.
I like Iraq food,
It's salty, greasy and crude,
Think of the many things they've done to impress,
There's oil, oil, nukes and death.
I like Iraq, I like Iraq,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their zen, their ping-pong,
their ying and yang-eze.
I like Iraq thought,
The brainwashing that Saddam dishes out,
If violence is anything to shout about,
Then Iraq will survive us all without any doubt.
So, I like Iraq, I like Iraq,
They'd like to kick us in the (expletive),
Yet they're wise, and they're witty,
they're not ready to talk
Ana ariyad Iraq Ana ariyad Iraq
Ana ariyad Iraq Alekom,
Maasalama, saadni, saedhome.
I like Iraq, I like Iraq,
They're food is guaranteed to rock,
A fourteen, a seven,
a nine and tick-tock
I like Iraq, I like Iraq,
I like their tiny little rocks,
Their bombs, their oil,
their government too.
I like Iraq, I like Iraq... (fade out....)
