Cornwall
I’d be rocking with the dinos
Swinging with the rinos
I’d be dragonize this cave in a minute
Cornwall, they would sing
‘Cause I would be the dragon king
I would love this world without you in it
If I didn’t have you!
Devon
If you didn’t have me?
Cornwall
If I didn’t have you!
Devon
Well how about if I didn’t have YOU, huh?
Both
Oh what I could be if there was only me
Oh what I’d do if I didn’t have you
Kayley
(spoken)
Stop bickering and get your act together!
Devon
Act? Did someone say act? I can act!
If only I had separate parts
My career would be the arts
I’d be the star of Camelot
You’d be the half that the whole world forgot
If I didn’t have you
Cornwall
I should be so lucky!
Devon
If I didn’t have YOU!
Cornwall
Oh wait, you’d be DEAD!
Both
Oh what I could be if there was only me
Oh what I’d do if I didn’t have you
Oh what I’d do if I didn’t have you
Devon
(spoken)
Trapped, ahh, trapped!!!
Cornwall
(spoken)
I’ve been stuck with you for 500 years!
Devon
(spoken)
Oh dear, it’s learned to count.
Cornwall
(spoken)
You’d got me a good lawyer, I would have split 400 years ago!
Devon
(spoken)
Now listen here pal, I didn’t come here to be insulted!
Cornwall
(spoken)
Oh, where do you usually go?
Devon
I’d be a fire-breathing lizard!
Cornwall
I’d be one high-flying wizard!
Devon
You’d be nothing without me!
You’d be extinct, you’d cease to be!
Cornwall
I’m so tired of your nagging.
Devon
And I’m so tired of your bragging.
Cornwall
Haha, without me, you’d have no brain…
Both
…with which to think!
Both Sung At The Same Time
If only I had separate parts
My career would be the arts
I’d be the star of Camelot
I’d be rocking with the dinos
Swinging with the rinos
I’d be dragonize this cave in a minute
Cornwall, they would sing
‘Cause I would be the dragon king
Both
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn’t have you!
If I didn’t have you!
Devon
(spoken)
This way, let me lead!
Cornwall
(spoken)
No, this way twinkle toes!
Both
Life could be so sweet if these were both my feet
Oh what I’d do if I didn’t have you
Oh what I’d do if I didn’t have you
Both, Sung Elvis Style
Oh if I didn’t, oh if I didn’t
Have yooooooooooou
Thank you very much! Thank you!
Devon
Elvis has left the building!
Cornwall
You never sang before, have you?
Singer: Eric Idle (Devon)
Originally From: The Quest For Camelot
