There’s a new place in LA
I go there every day
It’s The Getty
Outside it’s quite clean
But inside it’s obscene
Is The Getty
They got fresh pictures from France
of girls without their underpants
In The Getty
And the Greek boys they got there
aren’t wearing underwear
In The Getty
There’s a wonderful Vangoh
That cost a lot of dough
In The Getty
60 million bucks!
There’s things you’ve never seen
Outside of a wet dream
In The Getty
There’s a Greek boy’s ass
that’s made of solid brass
In The Getty
And the air conditioning
Has shrunk his little thing
In The Getty
They’ve got lots of rotten things
Like paintings just of strings
Of spaghetti
But largely it’s quite rude
Lots of girls in the nude
Make me sweaty
So just come alive
And take the 405
To The Getty
It’s absolutely free!
They’ve got everything
They even let me sing
In The Getty
So just come alive
And take the 405
To The Getty
It’s absolutely free!
Porn art today
Is just a load of T & A
In The Getty!
Composer: Eric Idle
Author: Eric Idle
Singer: Eric Idle
Originally From: The Greedy Bastard Tour
