Historian
England, 932 A.D. A kingdom divided. To the West the Anglo-Saxons, to the East the French. Above, nothing but celts and some people from Scotland. In Gwynned, Powys, and Dyfed- Plague. In the kingdoms of Wessex, Sussex, Essex, and Kent- Plague. With a 50% chance of pestilence and famine coming out of the Northeast at twelve miles per hour. Legend tells us of an extraordinary leader, who arose from the chaoes, to unite a troubled kingdom. A man with a vision who gathered knights together in a Holy Quest. This man was Arthur, King of the Britons. For this was England!
Ensemble
Finland, Finland, Finland, that's the country for me!
Various Animal Noises
Mayor
Finland is the country where we dance
Finland is the country where we play
Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance
In traditional Scandinavian way
All
Schlip schlap-
Mayor
Schlip and schlap away
All
Schlip schlap-
Mayor
Schlap away all day
All
Schlip schlap-
Mayor
You simply can't go wrong
In traditional fisch schlapping song
All
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Finlander 1
Pony trekking
Finlander 2
Or camping
All
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me!
Historian
I said England!
Chorus
Oh, sorry...
Composers: Eric Idle & John Du Prez
Author: Eric Idle
Originally From: Spamalot
