A DAY AT THE NUNNERY

Fanfic Of: Nuns On The Run
Author: Cheri
Rated: PG-13 (Some Swearing Involved)
Synopsis: This short story gives us a little more info and depth into one of the scenes from Nuns On The Run, the one in which Charlie and Brian steal their money back from the nunnery.
Diane's Rating: ***


A PERFECT LIE

Fanfic Of: Splitting Heirs
Author: Diane
Rated: R (Some Swearing Involved, Some Violence, Mild Sex Scene)
Synopsis:  Written as a sequel to the movie Splitting Heirs, A Perfect Lie picks up where the movie left off.  Tommy Patel is now the duke of Bournemouth, and everything is perfectly peachy except his love life.  After an affair with a beautiful diva, things turn ugly rather quickly for Tommy while love triangles flourish and an evil plot skirts in the background, spelling murder.
Diane's Rating: *****
Charlie's Rating: *****
Fogchicken's Rating: *****


BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

Fanfic Of: Eric Idle In His Early Flying Circus Days
Author: Chezzles
Rated: NC-17 (Many Sex Scenes, Swearing Involved)
Synopsis: Eric Idle was lonely until he re-met Nadia Smart, an old friend from college.  Together the two pals soon became two lovers who fell into a series of romances with bumps along the road including nosy friends and jealous ex-girlfriends.
Diane's Rating: ****


FOUR CURDS AND A BLOCK OF CHEESE

Fanfic Of: Eric Idle and Terry Jones
Author: Jonas
Rated: PG (Slight Violence, Mild Romance)
Synopsis: Terry Jones has been discovered that he is, in fact, a man made entirely of cheese.  Despite this flaw, a girl named Amelia falls desperately in love with him, but so does a slightly-insane, cheese-loving Graham Chapman.  Amelia's friend Diane is along for the ride when she falls in love with Eric, Terry's best friend, and things get into a muddle of a mess.
Diane's Rating: *****
Kristin's Rating: *****
Erin's Rating: ***


FROM NEARLY DEPARTED TO NEARLY DEPARTED

Fanfic Of: Nearly Departed
Author: Cheri
Rated: PG-13 (Some Swearing Involved)
Synopsis:  A prequel story to the 1989 TV series Nearly Departed, this story focuses on the lives of Claire and Grant before they died and explains things from their previous lives up until their deaths, and then a bit afterwards.
Diane's Rating: *****


MONTY PYTHON'S MEDIEVAL ADVENTURE

Fanfic Of: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Author: Cheri
Rated: PG-13
Synopsis:  While filming Monty Python And The Holy Grail, the six Pythons are somehow time-warped back into the Middle Ages when the castle they were filming in was in actual use.  Eric meets a beautiful girl whom he utterly falls for, but things get rather messy as the Pythons try to find their way back to present-day time.
Diane's Rating: *****
Julia's Rating: *****
Susa's Rating: *****


SIR ROBIN AND THE DRAGON

Fanfic Of: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Author: Cheri
Rated: PG (Some Swearing Involved)
Synopsis: Sir Robin and his minstrels encounter a baby dragon.  However, the dragon turns out to be not quite what it seems, and brave Sir Robin bravely runs away, away to Sir Lancelot for help...
Diane's Rating: ****


THE PITFALLS OF BEING CUTE

Fanfic Of: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Author: Cheri
Rated: PG (Some Slightly Sexual References And Mannerisms)
Synopsis:  When Flying Circus suddenly becomes popular on television, the BBC decides to change Eric Idle's and Michael Palin's names to Love Slave and Cutesy-Poo.  Eric and Mike won't stand for this as the other Pythons tease the new sex symbols, and find a way to seek revenge and get back their real names.
Diane's Rating: *****


VAMPIRE PYTHON

Fanfic Of: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Author: Cheri
Rated: R (Slight Sexualisms, Swearing, Some Gore, Slight Violence)
Synopsis: An old friend from college named Rebecca had turned Michael Palin into a vampire, and only Eric knows Mike's secret.  Eric helps Mike to deal with his slight 'problem', only to discover later that now Rebecca has eyes for a new victim - him.
Diane's Rating: ****
Tomoko's Rating: ****
Gabe's Rating: ****
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BRAVE BRAVE SIR ROBIN

Parody Of: Brave Sir Robin
Lyrics Writers: Kristen & Lauren

I LIKE IRAQ

Parody Of: I Like Chinese
Lyrics Writer: Abby
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